One of Bexley's growing list of micropubs which opened its doors on Friday 17th April 2015. Named after an inn in a Terry Pratchett novel, it occupies a former nail bar. It sells real ale and cider on gravity from a two level wooden stillage in a temperature controlled room at the rear of the premises, which may be viewed through its glazed door. Seating is provided by a settle in each of the bay windows and at a variety of tables and chairs. Unisex toilet. SPBW London Pub of the Year 2018 and Branch Pub of the Year 2018. Pavement tables and chairs are provided for fair weather drinking and are brought in at 8pm. Cheesy Thursday 1st Thursday of the month. Bring cheese, sample what others have brought and get a free pint. Occasional quizzes and tours. Card payments accepted. Last orders are 30 minutes before closing time. Opens noon on bank holiday Mondays.